My birthdays gonna be great this year.
Gonna be able to counter the usual existential crisis with *legal* alcohol poisoning
"Good dragons under the control of bad people do bad things"
HELL YEAH HELL FUCKIN YEAH HELL YEAH
writing tip: if in doubt add more dragons. if not in doubt add more dragons. dragons dragons dragons. “but it wouldn’t work out” I hear you say YOU ARE WRONG AND NEED THREE MORE DRAGONS “but it’s a romantic drama” you tell me well tough cookies friend you’re gonna need like eight more dragons. nine more. like maybe twelve. ＤＲＡＧＯＮＳ